The Alba Party is being formally wound up. Its glory days - Alba, gosh, notched up 1.7 per cent of the peach ballot vote at the 2021 Holyrood election - are as the works of Ozymandias.

Zoe the kitten certainly does look like a balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. Even knowing how squishy kittens are, it looked like this one was gonna blow. Too many cartoons, or Monty ...