So I'm lying in bed, squinting at my novel, holding it at arm's length like some sort of demented scarecrow. The text size that seemed perfectly readable two years ago now appears to have been written ...

1. Now that I'm older, my memory isn't as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory isn't as sharp as it used to be. 2. What do an old person's teeth and the stars have in common? Answer: They both come ...